Tuesday, May 22

TADA

I'm hooooome!

It's been 3 days. So far I've:
-driven across PA by myself and almost died...at least my fish Grayson didn't in his little Tupperwaremobile with holes poked in the top. [Note to self: stop ruining tupperware containers]
-left my battery on Vanessa for 3 hours so now she is freaking dead in my driveway. DURRR.
-worn a messy bun too many times...it must end
-helped my brother get suited up for homeschooler prom on a yacht
-bought a new razor so I can have smooth legs for all the men in my life touching them, yum
-eaten burnt pizza at the Lutz house
-went to Shakespearience...first time as an alum. Supes adorbs. I'm very proud of my high school theater family.
-learn how to make a cool noise on my mandolin...Nathan showed me. I forgot what it's called
-talked to Elijah about what it means to be a verbal processor and listened to a lot of his new dubstep mixes
-helped Caleb with my new knowledge of PHYSICS to build a Rube Goldberg machine for his science class..who knew that would come in handy?
-NOT failed out of college...in fact, I brought my GPA up about 10th of a decimal...SO I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL

Next, I will:
-pick up where I left off in 1st Kings last night....where our be-robed and be-sandaled hero, the sassy and fierce prophet Elijah, was last seen eating sammiches chillin by a river because God told him to sit there and eat sammiches! What kinds of saucy, fiesty and sizzling comebacks will he have to serve up to Ahab now that he's had years in the forest to practice them all? STAY TUNED!
-shower
-go to a Crystal Fighters concert in Brooklyn and bum around NYC with some very dear friends
-go to the NJ Social Entrepreneurship Summit at Rutgers with future coworkers at Streetlight Mission!
-see my cousin-in-law
-nap
-unload my van...i've been living on the crap leftover home clothes that I never took to school. and now I'm too lazy to care. [see messy bun.]
-make a summer bucket list and share it with you all
-make a to-read list and share it with you all
-commence doing and reading such things

THAT IS ALL