the sound of chewing ice
whistling interrupting a nice silence
alarm clocks
milk boiling over
the word "fondle"
any effeminate word coming from a man's mouth, eg "splendid"
awkward moments in movies created merely for awkward suspense. these depend on the movie, but usually, i leave the room for the duration of awkwardness
cutter jokes/anorexic jokes
clingy people/needy people
chewy pasta
girls that overanalyze boys
tucked-in shirts (collared or for a formal function does not count)
people that make a big deal about farting or burping
people that put other people in boxes
people that put God in a box
people that try to put their lives in a box
bad writers
pretentious poetry/prose/writing (stilted, coming across trying to sound too smart or poetic...too thought-out)
your vs. you're
being angry
lukewarm coffee
being sad
bees and bee-like insects
my ipod randomly pausing
people that live in the past, picking at old scabs
greasy hair
hangnails
ponchos (the fad is OVER, people...)
twilight
people that hate french
people unaware about the falsity of relativity
Jonathan
prolly the second worst is forgetting something important.
probably the worst is being in the middle of a fight or in a room where people are fighting. even when my friends fight with their brothers or something, i have to make them stop, and if they don't, i have to leave. if someone's mad at me, i either shut down, leave, or explode and run away. i hate fighting.
So, why isn't my name on this list?
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