Wish I could put this in the Collegian...

WANTED: Buddy for life. Must be male. Must be driven by desire to know God. Must enjoy living life with the intensity cranked up a little. A general ability to take jokes, work, financial issues, fights, letdowns, criticism and irrational women with a dose of humor, perspective and humility is a plus. Looks, romantic sentiment, musical or artistic abilities, age, money, and sense of fashion or culture are not factored into the decision process as they are not important. Ugly or shameful sin nature is an assumed and welcomed factor. All interested applicants may apply through a low commitment dating inquiry process.